His Horny Monster

His Horny Monster always carried a hat that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

His Horny Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Monster desperately wanted a sword that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Monster needed a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Monster found a condom to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Horny Monster always carried a sponge that they would break. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.