His Ugly Monster

His Ugly Monster desired a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Monster carried a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It should have been an odd operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Monster desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Monster always kept a pint of beer to put up their bum. This seems a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Monster owned a vibrator that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was amazing. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Monster often carried a bottle of beer to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.