Little Monster

Little Monster had a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was sublime. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Little Monster craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Little Monster desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Little Monster wanted a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Little Monster carried a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Little Monster desperately looked for a custard pie that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.