My Colourful Monster

My Colourful Monster always kept a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Monster often carried a pint of beer to share. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A pint of beer of all things.

My Colourful Monster always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Monster always had with them a custard pie to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Monster always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Colourful Monster desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.