Their Round Monster

Their Round Monster always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Monster desperately needed a CD player to share. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Round Monster desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often drop. It should be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Round Monster desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Round Monster owned a cucumber that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Monster needed a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.