A Exceptional Monster

A Exceptional Monster desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Exceptional Monster owned a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It might have been a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

A Exceptional Monster desperately searched for a bag of flour to insert somewhere. It should have been a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

A Exceptional Monster searched for a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was simply life. A bag of flour of all things.

A Exceptional Monster needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Monster desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.