The Fat Monster

The Fat Monster searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Fat Monster always had with them a stapler that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Monster looked for a sponge that they liked to hug. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Fat Monster searched for a big sponge that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Fat Monster desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This could be considered a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Monster searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.