My Fat Monster

My Fat Monster carried a cheese grater that they would share. This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Monster desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Monster desired a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It was a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Monster often carried a vibrator to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

My Fat Monster searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Monster always kept a ball that they would sleep with. It was a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball of all things.