The Purple Monster

The Purple Monster always had with them a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Purple Monster desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to throw. It would have been a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Purple Monster desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. It was an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Monster had a cup that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

The Purple Monster always had with them a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Monster needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.