His Silly Monster

His Silly Monster often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Silly Monster craved for a cucumber that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

His Silly Monster carried a set square to cuddle. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Silly Monster desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.

His Silly Monster desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

His Silly Monster desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.