Their Lovely Monster

Their Lovely Monster always carried a condom to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Monster carried a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Lovely Monster always kept a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Monster owned a chocolate bar to drop. This seems to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar of all things.

Their Lovely Monster always had with them a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Monster looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.