A Purple Monster

A Purple Monster desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Purple Monster always had with them a cucumber to worship. It is an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Monster always kept a crown that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A crown being the chosen item.

A Purple Monster desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

A Purple Monster desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

A Purple Monster needed a melon that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.