The Naughty Monster

The Naughty Monster looked for a can of coke that they would share. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Monster desired a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Monster always had with them a teapot to share. This seems a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Monster desperately needed a rubber chicken to put up their bum. It would have been a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Naughty Monster looked for a pint of beer that they would often share. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Monster needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a new action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.