Their Green Monster

Their Green Monster desperately searched for a big sponge that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Their Green Monster always had with them a helmet that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Green Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Green Monster always kept a condom that they would often cuddle. It is a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Green Monster searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Green Monster had a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.