The Curious Monster

The Curious Monster desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Curious Monster needed a stapler that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

The Curious Monster carried a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Monster searched for a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Monster always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often smash. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Curious Monster desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.