His Tired Monster

His Tired Monster found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It was an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

His Tired Monster desired a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

His Tired Monster always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. This seems an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

His Tired Monster desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Tired Monster desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Tired Monster always had with them a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.