The Big Monster

The Big Monster searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Big Monster craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Big Monster owned a computer that they would often experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Monster desired a vibrator to worship. It was an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Monster desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Big Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. One might find this to be an odd action, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.