A Troubled Monster

A Troubled Monster always kept a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Monster owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Monster desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Monster had a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Troubled Monster searched for a dildo to play with. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Monster always kept a helmet that they sometimes break. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.