His Horny Monster

His Horny Monster desperately craved for a set square that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

His Horny Monster always carried a bag of flour that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a different operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Monster desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Horny Monster searched for a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A set of lego would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Monster desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

His Horny Monster desperately desired a sword that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sword of all things.