The Magical Monster

The Magical Monster searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Monster needed a stapler that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Monster needed a sponge to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Monster found a hat that they sometimes break. This could be considered a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Monster desired a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Monster found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who expected it was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.