The Tired Monster

The Tired Monster had a lava lamp that they would often break. It would be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Tired Monster always carried a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. It should have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Monster found a little monkey that they would embrace. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Tired Monster owned a chocolate bar that they would worship. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Monster desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Tired Monster often carried a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.