Her Special Monster

Her Special Monster desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Her Special Monster had a toilet brush that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be epic. A toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Special Monster often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Her Special Monster always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. This seems a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Her Special Monster had a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It is a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be exciting. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Special Monster looked for a set of lego to put down their trousers. It was a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A set of lego being the thing selected.