His Famous Monster

His Famous Monster always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

His Famous Monster desperately looked for a stapler that they would throw. One might find this to be an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Monster always kept a cheese grater that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Famous Monster desperately needed a bat that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

His Famous Monster searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Famous Monster needed a stretchman that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.