A Nervous Monster

A Nervous Monster craved for a teapot that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Nervous Monster looked for a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Nervous Monster always kept a stapler that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

A Nervous Monster searched for a can of coke that they would often share. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A can of coke being the thing selected.

A Nervous Monster craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Nervous Monster needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.