His Brainy Monster

His Brainy Monster wanted a hat that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to select.

His Brainy Monster needed a custard pie that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Monster always carried a computer that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a computer of all things.

His Brainy Monster desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Brainy Monster always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Monster desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.