The Famous Monster

The Famous Monster found a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Famous Monster owned a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Famous Monster desperately desired a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Monster desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Monster desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Famous Monster found a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It is a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.