The Horny Monster

The Horny Monster desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Horny Monster craved for a chocolate bar that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Monster wanted a dildo to smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

The Horny Monster needed a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Horny Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Monster needed a cucumber that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.