Her Angry Monster

Her Angry Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Angry Monster wanted a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

Her Angry Monster owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Angry Monster always carried a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Monster often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Her Angry Monster desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a different activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.