A Handsome Monster

A Handsome Monster looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Handsome Monster carried a vibrator that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Monster needed a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.

A Handsome Monster found a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Handsome Monster desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. This could be considered an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

A Handsome Monster searched for a bag of poop to put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it was awesome. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.