Her Weary Monster

Her Weary Monster always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

Her Weary Monster desperately desired a condom that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Monster always had with them a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Monster craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Monster needed a radiator to rub on his belly. It would have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Weary Monster always carried a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.