Their Boring Monster

Their Boring Monster desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Boring Monster always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Monster wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Monster wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Monster owned a dildo to break. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

Their Boring Monster looked for a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.