His Bum Loving Monster

His Bum Loving Monster desperately desired a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Monster always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a teapot that they would often cuddle. It might be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Monster needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Monster desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a funny action, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Monster looked for a wig to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.