The Foolish Monster

The Foolish Monster desperately searched for a custard pie to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Foolish Monster craved for a sword to worship. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

The Foolish Monster looked for a can of Tango that they would often smash. This is certainly a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Monster desperately desired a porno magazine to embrace. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A porno magazine of all things.

The Foolish Monster always carried a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.