My Beautiful Monster

My Beautiful Monster desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Beautiful Monster desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Monster often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Monster desperately searched for a spade to put up their bum. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Beautiful Monster looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Monster often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon of all things.