A Fat Monster

A Fat Monster owned a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

A Fat Monster desperately searched for a cup that they would eat. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Fat Monster always carried a melon that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Monster always had with them a toilet brush to put up their bum. It might have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Fat Monster wanted a teapot that they would break. This seems an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Fat Monster always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.