The Silly Monster

The Silly Monster desperately wanted a tomato that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Monster owned a helmet that they would often worship. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Monster desperately needed a magic 8 ball to throw. It should be an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Monster desperately desired a mug to worship. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Silly Monster always kept a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Silly Monster looked for a magic 8 ball to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.