Different Monster

Different Monster always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was fun. A bag of flour is the item to choose.

Different Monster desperately looked for a sword that they would cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Different Monster craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Different Monster often carried a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Different Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Different Monster needed a dildo that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen item.