Their Talented Monster

Their Talented Monster always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Talented Monster often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Their Talented Monster needed a condom that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A condom was the item that was selected.

Their Talented Monster often carried a vibrator that they would often eat. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Talented Monster desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

Their Talented Monster looked for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.