The Horny Monster

The Horny Monster needed a crown that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Monster always had with them a custard pie that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Monster desired a cup that they would put on his head. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Monster owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Monster wanted a mug that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Horny Monster searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.