A Funny Monster

A Funny Monster desired a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Monster owned a dildo to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

A Funny Monster desperately looked for a cup that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup of all things.

A Funny Monster often carried a pen that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is wonderous. A pen being the item selected.

A Funny Monster searched for a can of Tango to throw. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Funny Monster desired a hat that they would eat. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is simply life. A hat is the item to select.