A Brainy Monster

A Brainy Monster desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

A Brainy Monster wanted a pint of beer that they would throw. One might say this is an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Brainy Monster found a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen is the thing to choose.

A Brainy Monster desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Monster desperately searched for a rubber chicken to drop. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Monster desperately needed a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.