Her Foolish Monster

Her Foolish Monster desperately craved for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Monster always had with them a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Foolish Monster had a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Monster carried a bat to demolish. One might say this is an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was spectacular. A bat would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Monster carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Monster desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often demolish. It might have been an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.