The Handsome Monster

The Handsome Monster looked for a set square that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Monster craved for a radiator that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Handsome Monster desperately craved for a set square that they would often smash. This is certainly a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Monster desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Handsome Monster desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Monster desired a cup to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.