My Tired Monster

My Tired Monster found a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Monster always carried a melon that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Monster looked for a rubber johnny to throw. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Monster often carried a CD player that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

My Tired Monster desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

My Tired Monster desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.