The Fat Monster

The Fat Monster found a spade that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Monster desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Fat Monster desired a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an odd activity, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Monster needed a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a funny operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Fat Monster desperately wanted a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Monster wanted a little monkey that they would often sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.