The Funny Monster

The Funny Monster owned a sword that they liked to hug. This seems an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

The Funny Monster needed a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monster always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. It should be an original thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Funny Monster often carried a crown that they would embrace. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Monster needed a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It should be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Monster desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.