His Dodgy Monster

His Dodgy Monster looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Monster found a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Monster always kept a sword that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Monster looked for a tomato that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Monster found a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a new operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Monster always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.