The Scary Monster

The Scary Monster desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Monster had a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a curious operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Scary Monster always carried a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It might be a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Monster always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Scary Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Monster always carried a big sponge that they would often smash. It would be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.