His Nervous Monster

His Nervous Monster desperately searched for a set square to break. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Monster desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an odd activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Monster looked for a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Nervous Monster needed a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

His Nervous Monster often carried a condom that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Monster found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It was a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it