Their Silly Monster

Their Silly Monster needed a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Silly Monster looked for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Their Silly Monster wanted a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Their Silly Monster desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was epic. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Their Silly Monster often carried a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Silly Monster always had with them a spade that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.